i don’t want to spoil anything but john egbert is not stuck in his home
- Person: *unfollows me*
- Me: *unfollows*
- Person: *realizes I have follower checker*
- Person: *re-follows*
- Oh nuh uh. You voided this contract. You LEFT ME. This relationship is over. There's no hitting this twice. We are never ever ever getting back together.
there is nothing i care less about than sports. nothing. i care more about the sexual behavior of flamingos than i do about sports.